Posted 5 days ago
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happyfreesafe:

Alright guys, I’m giving out TWO Download codes for Smash Bros 3DS.

Like and Reblog to enter. I’ll pick two winners in exactly 6 hours.

Not sure if they’re region locked, but if so, this is for NORTH AMERICA!

(Source: chris-criistian)

Posted 5 days ago

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

Posted 5 days ago

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 5 days ago

awesomepotatosaurus:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

FUKC WHO DID THIS! FUCK YOU! uGH!!!

(Source: bellerophonnow)

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Posted 5 days ago

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

Posted 5 days ago
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
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buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

(Source: thecatsmustbecrazy)

Posted 5 days ago

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Posted 5 days ago

Nicki Minaj secret photoshoot

(Source: all-nickiminaj)